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Usain Bolt isn't the fastest man in the world..Who do you think gives mark for the start and photographs the photofinish at the end? Chuck Norri
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress
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Chuck Norris has three meals a day; blood, sweat, and tears.
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Chuck Norris killed his living room. It is now just "the room".
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris watched Paranormal Activity alone.
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Chuck Norris's car doesn’t run on petrol, it runs of fear!
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Chuck Norris's Roundhouse Kick is the #1 cure for teenage pregnancy.
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The Bush administration once tried using Chuck Norris' stare as a means for interrogation. Due to the inhumane treatment, they now use waterboarding.
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Bigfoot is just Chuck Norris with his beard overgrown.
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Chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crys
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If you hit Chuck Norris at 30 miles an hour theres a 100% chance YOU will die
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Cyril Raffaelli is the "French Fry"; as Chuck Norris is the [blank]. Answer: "American Fry".
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