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Facts with the tag "funny"

Chuck Norris is the "White Ninja".

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Hell waits for Chuck Norris to freeze over

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It was Chuck Norris not David that slew Goliath and he did it with his round house kick not a slingshot.

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Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.

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Chuck Norris can beat a snake in a staring contest.

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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself.

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A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his b-day and he made the mistake of calling it a doll... he hasn't snapped out of the coma yet

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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.

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You can't spell Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris spells you

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone

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Chuck Norris CAN order Chick-Fil-A on Sunday!

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The keyboard doesn't have keys. Chuck Norris has the keys.

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