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Facts with the tag "funny"

Chuck Norris donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.

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When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he does not get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris

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What if Chuck Norris was standing right behind you?

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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.

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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East

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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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There are 3 types of locker rooms, the Mens locker room, the Womens locker room, and Chuck Norris's locker room.

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Special forces once asked Chuck Norris to join them. After one round house kick it was determined to be inhumane.

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Most parents pack their kids a lunch for school. Chuck Norris packs his kid a punch.

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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE , laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.

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Chuck Norris on many occasions has accurately reenacted every Civil War battle single-handedly, using only finger puppets while twiddling his thumbs.

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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.

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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.

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