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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.
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Chuck Norris killed kenny....
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Fallout shelters were once the best way to block nuclear radiation. Then Chuck Norris was born.
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every time chuck norris choughs an F12 tornado hits Kansas City
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If Chuck Norris was in Bethlehem, he would have found room at the inn.
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Why has Neil Armstrong been such a recuse all these years? He does not want to talk about the Chuck Norris Bootprint he found when he first landed
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris only drinks Chuck Daniels.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry from 10 paces
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