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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box
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The Grim Reaper carries a Scythe to protect himself from Chuck Norris. It won't work.
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Chuck Norris does not speed read. Words run away when he opens a book.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Jet Engine designs are based on Chuck Norris's anatomy.
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Chuck Norris' birth date on wikipedia is (Now-Forever) In fact you may not find this entry because he was never born he just IS!
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Three drunk men charged towards Chuck Norris with bottles. He single leggedly disarmed all three whilst kicking them all in the face at the same time.
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chuck norris can bend a steel gurter into a tribar
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never say you can'thurt a fly to chuck norris because he will hurt you
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Inverted nipples were caused by the rational fear of Chuck Norris- commonly known as Chuckphobia
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Chuck Norris does not have heart attacks. His heart is not foolish enough to attack him.
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chuck norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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