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The Number of the Beast, 666, is actually Chuck Norris' social security number.
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There's no such thing as earthquakes; only grunts when Chuck Norris is pissed off!
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Chuck Norris built his house using MC Hammer to drive his Nine Inch Nails.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Noris once ran around the world in 10 minutes he spent 9 of those minutes stretching
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chuck norris once ran an olympic 50 yard dash on one foot...and won
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Chuck Norris Defied Skeletor.
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It is said that the Sahara desert once was a huge ocean. Then Chuck Norris was born.
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The last time Chuck Norris played a round of golf, he shot a fourteen. This beat his previous record by two strokes.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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A carton of orange juice concentrates on Chuck Norris.
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