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Chuck Norris does not produce tears, he exercises his Cryceps.
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When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
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Chuck Norris made stevie wonder flinch
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Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, Nightmares have Chuck Norris......and then they have to go pee
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Great Hurricane of 1780 was caused because Chuck Norris was roundhouse-kicking Jackie Chan in a movie.
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When Chuck Norris played the Game of Life, it turned into the the Game of Death
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tought Superman everything he knows
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Chuck Norris CAN eat just one lay's potato chip
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the pouch respects Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris CAN eat just one pistachio
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Chuck Norris trims his beard by kicking himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with razor wire and acid
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