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The term where's Waldo came in after Waldo sensed that Chuck Norris had been born
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. Because the sun wouldn't dare.
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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why they call Texas the Lone Star State.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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chuck norris once round house kicked someone so hard mt. st. helens erupted
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chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be
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Chuck Norris' house alarm is the sound of bones breaking.
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Chuck Norris IS the man who stepped into yesterday
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Chuck Norris Is Not Funny.
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Chuck norris can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
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Violence isn't the answer, Chuck Norris is...
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Rambo, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McClane, Samuel L. Jacksonand James Bond are all just Chuck Norris in disquise
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