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chuck norris is the stig
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If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris.. He is hunting them!!!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Bigfoot is always hiding
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100% Chuck Norris's exports is pain
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Some people can kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills to stones with one bird.
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Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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when theres something strange in your neighbour hood, who you gonna call? CHUCK NORRIS!!
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Chuck Norris does not let sleeping dogs lie - Because Chuck Norris DOES NOT TOLERATE LIARS!
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Chuck Norris can teach an old dog new tricks.
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chuck norris is undefeated in a russian roulette game with a fully loaded pistal and he always goes first.
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Batman is scarred of the dark because of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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