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Chuck Norris build the hospital he was born in.
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CHUCK NORRIS IS SMARTER THAN A FITFH GRADER
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Chuck Norris always win in blackjack with only one card
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The last time Chuck Norris stubbed his toe it cause the the 1906 San Diego Earthquake
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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"
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Chuck Norris has the heads of King Kong, Predator and all of the 300 Spartans on his wall
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Chuck Norris always beat the incredible Hulk in the long distance jump, track, and field events
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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
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James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener -kylebrown
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan couldn't rip Chuck Norris' shirts
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Chuck Norris isn't allowed at the zoo because when he's there the animals are terriefied to come out their cages
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John Madden had a hard time drawing the replay of Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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