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Chuck norris can punch a cyclops in between the eye
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chuck norris eats smart cars like m&m's
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a list of friends on facebook, just a list of people he has roundhouse kicked to the face.
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Chuck Norris is not a character on Mortal Kombat, because no one likes over-powered characters.
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If Chuck Norris were a cook you'd be eating his homemade roundhouse
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If Chuck Norris was part of robbing a jewelry store, HE would be Mr. Pink, because pink is the new black.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar, the bar said ouch.
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Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul
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Chuck Norris is against the harpooning of whales - Chuck Norris only kills whales with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once needed a blood transfusion but they were all out of Kevlar
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Chuck Norris decided Eight WASNT enough
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Seth Rogan said "Chuck Norris" and lost 80 pounds
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The ancient Norwegian spelling of Chuck Norris is 'Thor', and Mjolnir is actually Chuck's.......
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