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Faith No More's song "Surprise! You're Dead!" is about an ill-fated encounter with Chuck.
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Megadeth's song "Killing Is My Business... and Business is good!" is not about The Punisher, as Mustaine claims... it's about Chuck's favourite hobby.
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Mosquitos don't bite Chuck Norris. He invite them himself to suck some of his blood, cause too much blood transfuses through his vains, he said.
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Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
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Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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There used to be life on Mars. But then Chuck Norris came along...
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There used to be life on Mars. But then Chuck Norris came along...
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They say that the moon was created by a Mars sized body, thrown by Chuck Norris, striking the proto-Earth.
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Sony once made a Chuck Norris video game it had 100 levels, but it was too easy. All you had to do was roundhouse kick the first guy and you would win
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use mouthwash, he uses turpentine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares... his nightmares dream of him...
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