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most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris can cure the blind with his beard, even though he hasn't tried....
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Man Law #241: No skinny jeans allowed unless approved by Chuck Norris..........................like Chuck Norris would approve of skinny jeans......
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Chuck Norris killed the writers of the popular tv sitcom "Charles in Charge" for blatently lying to the public
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Sitcks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you, unless those words are uttered by chuck Norris, then they'll kill you
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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A doctor once said that breaking your femur bone is the most painful experience. That was right before he was kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can "Enter Outside".
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Chuck Norris can burn ants with magnifying glass...even at night
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Scientists say people can't move at the speed of light, I guess they've never seen a Chuck Norris roundhouse
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When Chuck Norris plays Risk, he conquers the entire world and obliterates the other player's armies and wins in one move. With his beard.
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Chuck Norris can bench press another person on a bench press. With one hand. While balancing on a trapeze.
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Chuck Norris is krypton difluoride or kryptonites only known weekness.
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