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When Chuck Norris was born he used his umbilical cord as a jump rope.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he ate the placenta and then roundhouse kicked the doctor.
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In Ancient Greek Mythology it was said that Chuck Norris defeated Achilles with an arrow made out of bone from his leg.
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Chuck Norris eats American Bald Eagle eggs for breakfast. With a side of human baby.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chucn Norris can turn Medusa into stone
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The atom acelerator in the Cern, Switzerland is the second quickest acelarator in the world, the first quickest is, Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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If you ever see Chuck Norris you will never want to turn the other cheek because Chuck Norris will be right there when you turn it
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris eats Habanero Chillies for dessert.
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