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The meaning of life is in the palm of Chuck Norris` hand... but Chuck Norris never un-clenches his fist.
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Giraffes did not exist........until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.
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Chuck Norris can kick you in the face with his fist.
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The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of Chuck Norris' fist
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Scott Baio once called Chuck Norris "Charles", so Chuck showed him who's IN CHARGE...with his fist! No more Happy Days for Scott.
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Chuck Norris can rollerskate up-hill.
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I beat up Chuck Norris, You should have seen what I did to his fist with my face.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't punch people. If he did, they would disintegrate. Instead, they throw themselves backwards to avoid his fist.
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One time Chuck Norris shot a gun... his fist got there first.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris once punched somebody in the face. His fist went through his head and hit the guy behind him, too.
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