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Unlike Rome, Chuck Norris was built in a day.
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When Chuck Norris smiles, an angel gets its' wings.
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Chuck Norris can pull out Excalibur with his pinky.
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Chuck Norris can write with an eraser
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Chuck Norris can flush the Super Bowl.
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Chuck Norris shaves every morning.
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Italy looks like a boot....you know who owns that boot.
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The cruelest form of capital punishment? A slap on the wrist-- from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knits sweaters out of steel wool.
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When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Chuck Norris.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs
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Chuck Norris' carpets beat eachother.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes
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