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A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can stop time.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need gravity.............. Gravity needs Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once broke wind, this is now known as the nuclear bomb.
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If Eminem met Chuck Norris he would be afraid.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own bare hands.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?..............Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can fly a kite indoors
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When someone fires a gun at Chuck Norris, the gun won't fire. not even a gun would try to attack Chuck Norris
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It's not bloody hell, it's chucking hell
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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