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Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
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Chuck Norris has a NO TRESPASSING sign.......it says I DARE YOU.
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Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums
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Chuck Norris : The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Jack Daniel wakes up in the morning and complains he's had too much Chuck Norris the night before.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Korea once sent an army......... America sent Chuck Norris with a bb gun
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Once the batmobile accidentally hit Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kick it. Now the batmobile is known as Voyager.
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When you drop a call it's not your network, Chuck Norris just needed the extra signal strength
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky!
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Chuck Norris can get a 50 killstreak in Black Ops and call in a nuke....... with one kill :)
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Chuck Norris...the Man, the Legend, but never the Myth.
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