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Ninja Turtles hide in the sewer because they know Chuck Norris rules the land
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Nunchucks used to be called Nunlees until Chuck Norris used them.
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There are 4 states of matter! Solid, Liquid, Gas & Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris demands a 29th day of February every 4 years. We call this leap year. It's true name is leapspinkick year!
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The most powerful bullet proof armor is known as dragon skin. But the question is..can it stop Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris can un-roll a cigarette and re-roll it.
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Chuck Norris can break a snakes legs
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Chuck Norris got to the end of a bottomless pit
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can French kiss his elbow.
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The distinction between Pepsi and Coca Cola is Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are scared of Chuck Norris when they're inside spooky mansions.
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Chuck Norris has a parachute made out of air.
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