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Every time Chuck Norris enters the California lottery, California is in debt to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays basketball with a cinderblock
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Chuck Norris means never having to say you're sorry.
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The KRAKEN releases Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can play Crisis 2 on an Atari.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a hotel...he decides what room he stays in.
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Chuck Norris finished reading Facebook.
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Chuck Norris won a hot dog eating contest by eating one hot dog and round house kicking his opponent until he threw up.
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Chuck Norris is the only man that can make Master Chief's head turn.
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Chuck Norris put a ring on it
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack
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