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Chuck Norris can't play the game Sorry. He's physically incapable of being sorry.
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When any poll, sports games, or contests happen Chuck Norris is ALWAYS the winner!
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Chuck Norris wins games he isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris will always win rock-paper-scissors because a roundhouse kick to the face wins over everything.
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Chuck Norris invented foosball when he skewered two soccer teams with flagpoles and played the first game against Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris found the hay in the needle stack.
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Once, during a game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ate $723 dollars, 2 train stations, a get-out-of-jail-free card, and the banker
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Chuck Norris once won a game of scrabble with all Q's.
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Chuck Norris can play flash games on his iPad
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Chuck Norris played Runescape once, his name was Zezima
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Chuck Norris can use Xbox Live.....on his PlayStation 3
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Chuck Norris has a World of Warcraft account, he shot an arrow one day and hit the middle of the ocean. This is the cause of the Cataclysm.
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Chuck Norris completed FIFA 11 without a controller.
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