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In the game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ALWAYS gets Boardwalk.
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At the end of Ring Around the Rosie, Chuck Norris falls up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Games play for him.
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Chuck Norris can pause online games.
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Chuck Norris isn't a character in Clue because he would always be guilty
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Chuck Norris goes down the highway to hell once a week
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks
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Chuck Norris always wins tic-tac-toe.
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Chuck Norris only has one hand on his watch. It's always pointing at "Time to Kill".
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When Chuck Norris 'minces words' he generally puts them on a salad.
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