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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once caught his own stare in a mirror. Space-time has yet to recover.
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Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't kill time. Time kills itself for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went back in time to kill himself. Then he went back in time again to kill himself for killing himself.
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