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Time laughs at all things... Except Chuck Norris. Time knows better than to laugh at Chuck Norris. And that's why he will live forever.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris on many occasions has accurately reenacted every Civil War battle single-handedly, using only finger puppets while twiddling his thumbs.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old
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Chuck Norris completed Ocarina of Time... without the Ocarina
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.
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Chuck Norris only needs 30 seconds to do something in "a New York minute". He uses the other 30 seconds to "start spreadin' the news".
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Chuck Norris wears a flux compacitor on his belt and runs 88 miles per hour.
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We do infact, live in 5 dimensions; height, width, length, time, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not kill time... Oh wait!.. Yes he does
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Abraham Lincoln didn't die because he was shot, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked so fast his foot went back in time and killed Abraham Lincoln.
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