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Chuck Norris's reload time is -2 seconds
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Al from "Tool Time" is lying to himself, truthfully there can be only one Chuck Norris. Al can dream though, until Chuck shows up, then he better run.
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The ancient Incas believed that the stars governed Time. Chuck Norris disagrees.
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Night time...when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night.
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You heard the phrase, "For every action there is a reaction". There is never enough time to react when Chuck makes an action.
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TIME Person of the Year is also known as, "Chuck Norris would win it every year, but he's not human."
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Chuck Norris carries a watch just so time knows where he is.
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Chuck Norris can make curtains out of the fabric of time.
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When Chuck Norris runs, he goes back in time.
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Chuck Norris can cook Minute Rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is never late....time is just early.
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When Chuck Norris looks at a clock, time trys to tick away.
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