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When Chuck Norris is traveling, every zone is on Dieing Time.
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Chuck Norris maintains a youthful appearance because time is afraid to age him.
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Someone once asked Chuck Norris if he had the time...and Chuck said "yes and it's mine to keep"
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future
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Chuck Norris doesn't waste time... he makes it
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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When Chuck Norris holds his breath time stands still
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When Chuck Norris is late, time has to slow down.
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Chuck Norris has been to all seven continents without traveling a mile
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