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Chuck Norris once went boxing, he wiped ass so badly they had to replace boxers with actors.
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Chuck Norris pacifys pacifists.
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The first time Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger met Chuck Norris round-house kicked him, in the face, so hard he never spoke the same again.
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Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France... and won.
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What is the chief export of Chuck Norris? Answer: Pain
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You know JFK, he was the last person to stare Chuck Norris in the eyes.
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One small step for man... a blink in the eye of Chuck Norris.
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You know the Super Bowl, that's what Chuck Norris eats his breakfast out of.
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Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year, Chuck Norris orphans a kid once a minute.
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Stephen King writes a horror book twice a year, Chuck Norris makes a horror 10 times a day.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was the 1st, 4th, and 16th President of the United States.
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One time a test cheated on Chuck Norris.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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