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One time Chuck Norris shot a gun... his fist got there first.
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You ever heard of the sun, Chuck Norris was cold one day.
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Remember Hurricane Katrinam, that was when Chuck Norris woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
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You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? Answer: Chuck Norris
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Drugs sent Brittany Spears to rehab, Chuck Norris sent drugs to rehab.
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Before Chuck Norris was born he was a planet, at that time there were 11 planets, a planet crossed Chuck... we know the remains as the Asteroid Belt.
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Confucius say, "Don't mess with Chuck Norris."
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris invented electricity, the Theory of Relativity, and the Roundhouse kick.
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The top hat was originally 10 feet taller, created after Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bowler hat.
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Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris freed the slaves... with his fists.
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Contrary to popular belief, James Bond has a license to live, Chuck Norris has a license to kill.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky Derby... with his hands tied behind his back.
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Got Milk? No, Chuck Norris has it.
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