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a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris is the alpha and omega
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Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks are the 2nd leading cause of death world wide after heart attacks, most of which were caused by fear of a roundhouse kic
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the face. With both Legs simultaneously
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Chuck Norris's round house kick breaks the sound barrier and makes you go deaf when it hits you
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick round houses into squares.
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The Nuclear Stockpile of the United States is just a cover up for the deadliest weapon ever. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick in a can.
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The phrase 'to add insult to injury' doesn't appy to Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris injures you its a compliment!
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All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris' kids aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouth, but are born with a roundhouse kick lodged in there intstead.
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Physisists theorize that the only real thing that can open a wormhole is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Dominoes Delivers Dominoes To You.Chuck Norris Went To Work At The RoundHouse Bar Because He Delivers The Best RoundHouse Anywhere.
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Black holes are created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks stars in the face.
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