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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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If you can't beat them... call Chuck and he will roundhouse kick them in the face.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Three drunk men charged towards Chuck Norris with bottles. He single leggedly disarmed all three whilst kicking them all in the face at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight. The opponent and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. He vowed never to miss again
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. ALL AT THE SAME TIME
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Chuck Norris was once awoken by a Rooster. On Roundhouse Kick later, the Hen was invented.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the stupid out of a person, along with everything else.
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Every Cell in Chuck Norris’s body has the ability to Roundhouse Kick you to nothingness.
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The reason the world ends in 2012. All 1.7 million of Chuck's kids roundhouse kick something at the same time. The world explodes in sheer awesomness
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The big bang was created by Chuck Norris' first roundhouse kick, when he didn't know his own strength
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Chuck Norris has a face only a mother could love. anybody else was immediately killed by a roundhouse kick to the face
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The Question Mark (?) was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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