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Chuck Norris found the needle in the haystack. And Roundhouse Kicked it.
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If Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
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Chuck Norris only exists to do two things, kick ass and chew gum. And he's all outta gum.
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Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can stop the roadrunner. One roundhouse kick to the legs.
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Somebody once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
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Chuck Norris once won a boxing match-with a roundhouse kick. Officials were to scared to disqualify him. They knew the consequences.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Superman can fly. But Chuck Norris can force him to land with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
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Many things misteriously came true the day Chuck Norris made a pig fly with a roundhouse kick.
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The day Chuck Norris will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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