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When Rolaids has heartburn it takes Chuck Norris
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Before Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick was just a shed
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean
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The worst pain in the world is neither a kick in the balls or childbirth, it is in fact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
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Hercules perfomed 12 labors. Unfortunately, the 13th was surviving a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give presents, he gives roundhouse kicks.
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If you step on Chuck Norris' star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, your foot will explode, and you must clean it or risk death by roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology
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When Chuck Norris does a Roundhouse-Kick... Somewhere in this world, is experiencing a Category 5 Hurricane...
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Chuck Norris' idea of mercy is for you to see his foot the moment before his roundhouse kick connects with your face.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck Norris was given a Toyota Camry instead of another car as a prank, he roundhouse kicked a Toyota factory. The kick caused Toyota's recalls
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Chuck Norris has no friends...or enemies, because he needs no friends, and all enemies would be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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