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Contrary to popular beleif, there is one thing faster then the speed of light, Chuck Norris' foot.
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Comets travel at 54/sec and never stops. Unsurprisingly though, comets are actually victims of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once had an overbite. Instead of going to an orthodontist, he corrected it by Roundhouse Kicking himself in the mouth.
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Chuck Norris was rejected by Dancing With The Stars because he wanted to do the "RoundHouse Kick Tango".
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is a roundhouse kick.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice
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Chuck Norris is used to buying shoes that can't handle his roundhouse kick. If you see him buying shoes he's only buying to eat the silica
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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The reason Chuck Norris wasn't in the Matrix is becuase he would destroy it in one roundhouse kick
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If Chuck Norris kicked Kenny, he'd stay dead
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the chocolate out of a fudge brownie.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this fact through his webcam.
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