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Chuck Norris' breakfast is roundhouse kicking people to their faces..
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Tomorrow used to come, but then Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick and it became Yesterday
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Jimmie Johnson's car does not have an engine. It is powered by one roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris at the beginning of every race.
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When Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick, he's actually measuring the circumference of the universe.
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Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a pebble into the first Indian man's head.
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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
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Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183-10-2. 183 Wins, 10 Opponent Deaths from one roundhouse kick and 2 Opponents mysteriously missing.
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Chuck Norris was siting home alone one day when he decided to create 2 new elements: Chucknium and Norisium, when combind they form the roundhousekick
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New Wikileaks cable realesed the only possible defence against Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. It says: RUN!!!
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The Shot Heard Round the World was infact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris don't understand ''no'', he only understands ''die!'' and ''roundhouse kick'' but by time you said that, you would be dead.
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