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I tried to roundhouse kick Chuck Norris. The peron typing this is a ghost of me
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Hitler didn't die from a bullet. Chuck Norris hid in the shell and when Hitler fired Chuck went into Hitler's brain and roundhouse kicked it to death.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick 20 Bruce Lees in one second.
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If you do the State Farm jingle and say "With Chuck Norris" He won't appear but he will roundhouse kick you from whereever he is for trying.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a photo to life
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Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the eye... of a hurricane. Today this is known as widely scattered showers.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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During to Einsteins theory of relativilty...... Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you into yesterday
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Chuck Norris doesn't play Call of Duty. Playing is for children.
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... But Jack couldn't avoid Chuck's roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris lost over a million Twitter followers with one roundhouse kick. One of them was Charlie Sheen.
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Professional wrestling becomes real when Chuck Norris steps into the ring.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to say Marco.
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