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Contrary to popular belief the Death Star was destroyed by Chuck Norris, not Luke Skywalker.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris on many occasions has accurately reenacted every Civil War battle single-handedly, using only finger puppets while twiddling his thumbs.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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If you floss your teeth with a beard hair from Chuck Norris your teeth will blow up
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One time, Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyrights of his fists, Law & Order.
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Chuck Norris can get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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