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Chuck Norris can quick scope in Black Ops
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Chuck took a lemon, plugged BP's well in his dreams. BP claims the fix. Tony Hayward hasn't been seen since.
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In museums, Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the artifacts.
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Chuck Norris can play with fire, and not get burned.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, the corners of his mouth run upwards away from his fists.
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Chuck Norris once ate an apple pie, and vomited peach cobbler.
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Chuck Norris's beard can cut diamonds.
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Chuck Norris is the 4th Level of Inception.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris is to be and not to be.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Willis was talking about Chuck Norris.
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Congress is currently debating on a new holiday called Chucksgiving.. it is the only day when Chuck Norris promised not to roundhouse kick anyone.
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