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Chuck Norris can turn milk into yogurt simply by staring at it
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't want to be cool, cool wants to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows where the Simpsons live
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Chuck Norris can play rock-paper-scissors in a mirror - and win.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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