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Have you noticed that when you browse Chuck Norris facts pages, your screen's DPI increases and your CPU runs faster?
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There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.
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When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.
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There is no Escape button in Chuck Norris's computer because Chuck Norris escapes from nobody.
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If you set your desktop background to be a picture of Chuck Norris your computer will instantaneously become Skynet
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Chuck Norris can punch the internet
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Chuck Norris' computer never freezes
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Chuck Norris has Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch, and it was his idea.
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Chuck Norris can run Grand Theft Auto IV on max settings at 60fps... on his Commodore 64.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Someone once closed their computer while on a picture of Chuck Norris to go get a sandwich. That person never got the chance to eat it.
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Chuck Norris' Commodore 64 loads and runs Windows Vista from tape in less than 30 seconds... It'd better do it!!
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