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Chuck Norris doesn't need to minimize programs to see the desktop, Chuck Norris see's all.
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I "unliked" Chuck Norris on Facebook... my computer crashed.
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Chuck Norris once built a robot with perfect human emotions. Fearing the possibility of not meeting Chuck's standards it promptly disassembled itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris was given a soda can and a Fisher Price computer, he developed the B2 Stealth Bomber.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows 7 on his Etch-A-Sketch.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris doesnt need , AVG, Norton, or Mcafee. He is an Anti-Virus.
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No computer will allow you to type Chuck Norris between parentheses.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris can program a computer to breath
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