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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot – and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener -kylebrown
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The meteor that killed the dinosaur was actually a bullet from Chuck Norris.
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Guns take shooting lessons from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stop bullets. The bullets stop on their own.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Hornady is still trying to invent a bullet that can go faster than Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he just thinks of a bullet and it fire's itself.
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Chuck Norris can shoot someone in Canada, without a gun, in Africa.
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Chuck Norris thinks guns are for girls.
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