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The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey and death.
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Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
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The phrase 'to add insult to injury' doesn't appy to Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris injures you its a compliment!
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All things come to an end, except the pain from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris knows how pain feels like, only because he bit his tongue once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
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Did you know that 2 Aleve have the same pain relief as 8 Tylenol? Chuck Norris does not know this. Chuck Norris feels no pain.
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Giraffes did not exist........until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a horse.
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The worst pain in the world is neither a kick in the balls or childbirth, it is in fact a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
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Jefferson Starship may have built their city from rock n' roll, but Chuck Norris built his out of fear, pain, punishment, and peanut butter.
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