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When Chuck Norris says "I'm dressed to kill", he's not kidding.
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Chuck Norris is not a character on Mortal Kombat, because no one likes over-powered characters.
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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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After Chuck Norris was born there was no placenta, only a license... to kill.
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Chuck Norris went back in time to kill himself. Then he went back in time again to kill himself for killing himself.
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Chuck Norris can kill you just by looking at you.
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We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
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The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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There are no epic battles when Chuck Norris is involved. He kills on sight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a mullet. His beard just has back-hair.
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God created the world-Chuck Norris created the Sun
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Chuck Norris doesn't kill weeds, he dares them to grow.
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