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Chuck Norris thretened to kill Michael Jackson, MJ got so scared to turned white.
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Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris. Oh the irony...
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Chuck Norris killed The Undertaker.
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Chuck Norris killed Tom Hagen.
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Smoking doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to punch you till kill you, the shockwave of his arm passing you is enough
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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A Genie will ask Chuck Norris to grant him three wishes. "Please Don't Kill Me", "Please Don't Kill Me", "Please Don't Kill Me"!
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A person once asked Chcuk Norris if they could call him "Chuckie". So far, authorities have been able to find no record that this person ever existed.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife
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When Chuck Norris delivers a joke, he doesn't just tell it, he kills it.
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Chuck Norris found Waldo 12 years ago. He now wears Waldo's skin, waiting for new prey to search for him.
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