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Chuck Norris doesn't watch Porn, The Porn watches Chuck Norris
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If u drop a penny off the roof of the empire state building and hit Chuck Norris in the head it will ricochet off kill u and hunt down your family
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The chicken crossed the road so Chuck Norris could kill it and eat it.
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In Soviet Russia, you do not kill Chuck Norris, he still kills you.
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When Chuck Norris catches some z's only one is allowed to live so that it can go back and inform the others of their fate.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Contrary to popular belief, James Bond has a license to live, Chuck Norris has a license to kill.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill
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Hitler tried to beat Chuck Norris' record
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear.
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A scientist theorized breaking the speed of light was impossable. Chuck norris simultaniously killed and disproved him
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A zombie apocalypse isn't realistic. Chuck Norris has already killed all of the zombies.
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Smoking can kill you. Chuck Norris WILL kill you.
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