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What you don't know, won't kill you...It's what Chuck Norris knows that will.
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Chuck Norris kills the dead.
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What doesn’t kill you, isn’t Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not know the meaning of life, only how to take it.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris
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An angry glare from Chuck Norris is known to kill on the spot.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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For every action, there is an unequal and opposite reaction from Chuck Norris that kills you.
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Chuck Norris can sleep kill
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Chuck Norris kills you 5 times before you hit the ground.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them
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