Facts with the tag "killing" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "killing"

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.

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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

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Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

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Hitler commited suicide because he found out Chuck Norris was coming for him.

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Chuck Norris know's how to kill you in a 1000 ways with a peace of extra soft toilet paper

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Chuck Norris can kill the entire human race in one second with a toothpick, while fighting Godzilla and Superman, at the same time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing when he's hungry. He just chooses a lake to be soup.

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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris kills YOU!

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Chuck Norris was once asked to play rock, paper, scissors. When he learned roundhouse kick was not and option, he immedietly decapitated everyone.

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