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Chuck Norris can EAT water...
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Chuck Norris kan segla forutan vind!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he does not get wet. the water gets Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris-ed
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can pick up water. Or for that matter ANY liquid.
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When Chuck Norris jumps into water he does not get wet...The water gets Chuck Norrised!
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The reason for the formation of the grand canyon has been found, and Chuck Norris finds it too easy to swim through water.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris once turned wine into water by roundhouse kicking it to its base components.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean
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Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food
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