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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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When Chuck Norris takes a bath he does not get clean, the water gets dirty.
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Chuck Norris can reboot the Sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he pushes the ocean out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long
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Chuck Norris can drink dehydrated water
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to hold his breath under water. Water knows better than to try and drown Chuck Norris.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris has swum the English Channel to the other side and back... completely submerged the entire way.
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Chuck Norris can cut the water...separating hydrogen from oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can turn water into beer
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear.
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