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Chuck Norris doesn't water his plants. He plants his water.
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Chuck Norris can run in water.
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Chuck Norris once hailed a cab in the middle of the Pacific ocean.
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Chuck Norris can go to a water park and go on every single ride and not get wet .
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Chuck Norris can mix water and oil just putting his finger in it!
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.
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Chuck Norris punched water... and left a dent
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Chuck Norris is so tough that water in his shower is flowing upwards!
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Chuck Norris uses a shark cage when swimming in certain waters. The sharks feel safer inside it while he's exploring the sea-bottom.
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Chuck Norris can pick a lock with a 29 1/2 foot pole...made out of water.
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Chuck Norris can turn water into cheese.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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